When you hear Quickie what comes to mind? A fast romp in the hay? A quick hand job? Maybe a blow job in under 3 minutes (or in an elevator in Vegas as you travel to the top of the hotel on New Years Eve whoops)? Well, I bet when you think of it, if you ever do, it usually involves two people (gender is not a factor here). Well, how about a guy in a shower just trying to relax after a particularly frustrating or demanding day? Did you think of that!

Well, try this on for size! Turn on the water in a shower to a calming 98 or 99 degrees. You do not need a thermometer, just stick your hand in and see if you can feel anything other than wet. Climb in and while facing the falling water stick only your head under the stream. The water will feel a little warmer as your head seems to heat the water a few degrees (actually, the heat coefficient to the water temperature factor blah, blah, blah, just believe me it seems that way). Then slowly step in while you let the water envelop your body. Slowly turn around and let the water stream down your back. Then slowly rotate back until you are facing the water temperature control knob (he, he, he, he said knob, yuk, yuk) that is the faucet for most of us. Slowly raise the temperature of the water to hot. How hot depends on your pleasure level. I personally like fairly warm but not scolding. If I get in after a certain someone around here I nearly have to jump out again before the scalding begins but to each their own. Besides, by the time I get finished it is usually pretty hot also.

Well, now that we got the water temp where we want it we can start the actual action. Besides you will probably be changing the temp as you move through your relaxation therapy session (that is what you call it when you get caught by someone). Grab your shampoo, whatever brand you normally use will do fine. Apply a small handful of the shampoo to your hair and begin to lather up. As you are stroking your head turn around so the water stream is hitting the back of your neck. Bend your head slightly forward and let the water run around your neck and flow down the front of you. It should flow between your breasts and over your stomach and around your penis and balls. Stoop a little like you are getting ready to squat in the woods and the water will flow between your legs and balls and feel like, like, well, I do not really have any words for this feeling except Oh Yeahhhh (said in a deep bass voice). Slowly raise your head and let the shampoo start rinsing off your hair and join the streaming water. Try to hold that stoop.

At this stage you should be well on your way to a rock hard boner. If not, try thinking of that special someone you saw today or you have been wanting for a while. Maybe even your partner, lol. As the shampoo eventually rinses out slowly turn around and increase the water temperature slightly then turn around again so that the warmer or even hot water is pounding against your shoulders. One of those adjustable shower heads that goes to pulsating would be good about now. Once around grab your bar of soap. Heck, Ivory works just as good as the fancy ones. Reach down and rub your penis and soap up your balls. Then come up slowly and soap up your right breast. Move over even more slowly and soap up the left breast. Now take the soap back down to your balls and soap them up again. Then your shaft, then your balls, then your shaft. Keep it up using only your right hand. Your left hand should be fondling your nipples. Right, then left, then right, then left, then cup a breast and stroke it, then the other one, then again, and again. All this time you should be thinking of that someone you thought of earlier.

I will let you in on a little secret. The more you do this the faster you get to the reward, as if you haven’t figured that out for yourself. Eventually you can get in the shower, get your jollies and finish rinsing off and be out in the time it takes to take a regular boring shower. And you will be refreshed in many more ways. By the way, this can work really well if you are single and looking to hook up with someone in the gym. Now stop that!

Oh yeah, this method leaves the clean up to a minimum. Just finish washing up and there you go.

Hope you find your new fun filled Quickie is as relaxing and satisfying as much as I do!

Enjoy.